May 2013
I want my eyelashes to be as black as my soul and as long as the list of people I hate.
May 5th
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May 5th
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May 4th
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May 2nd
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May 2nd
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May 1st
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April 2013
Apr 29th
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Apr 29th
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Apr 29th
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BEN AND LESLIE’S VOWS I AM  CRYING
Apr 29th
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Apr 28th
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Apr 28th
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ALSO my other aunt’s rich sister was kind of interested in going to the Arctic Monkeys show in Missoula next month, but we figured out that it’s FUCKING MEMORIAL DAY WEEKEND. Which is when my dad is coming up to see me. GOD DAD, YOU RUIN EVERYTHING. *slams door*
Apr 28th
I finally have a lift-top coffee table and everything feels good. I don’t have anywhere to put it, but that’s not important. 
Apr 27th
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Apr 27th
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Apr 27th
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Do I like anything about this season of Community?
Apr 27th
SARA BAREILLES ON COMMUNITY
Apr 27th
nerdswitchblade: rrclarkin: nerdswitchblade: 17: Talk about someone you want to be friends with. Can I talk about Kat and Rachel, who I’m already friends with thanks to Tumblr, but want so badly to be in-person, real-life friends with? People always warn you about creepers online, but they forget that it’s actually possible to connect with amazing people who you may never have met otherwise...
Apr 27th
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Apr 27th
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JEFF. 
Apr 25th
Jeff  ;~;
Apr 25th
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Apr 25th
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Ew Matt Lucas on Community
Apr 25th
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Apr 25th
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Ring girl Dean can get it. Almost as hot as cabaret Dean.
Apr 25th
So, I’m scared of getting a virus on this computer, but I’m more scared of a life where I’m not catching up on Community and Parks right now. 
Apr 25th
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Apr 25th
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Apr 25th
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I absolutely cannot connect with this new Fall Out Boy album. Sad.
Apr 17th
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Apr 17th
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Apr 17th
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Apr 17th
I’ve come to the conclusion that I need to hurry up and get in some sort of non-platonic relationship before summer so we can camp and drink and make out next to the campfire and fuck under the stars and stuff. Yes. 
Apr 1st
March 2013
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Mar 30th
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Mar 30th
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plot twist: your crush has had a crush on you all along.
Mar 18th
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Just take a second to think about how perfect “Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me…” would be for the title of a lesbian musical.
Mar 18th
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Hi I have internet, at least for one more night. AND TOMORROW I AM MOVING I AM LEAVING THE NEST
Mar 17th
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nicoleviciousisdead: tellerknowles: does anybody else have that friend that you’re pretty sure is your soulmate but in a friend way You mean my Platonic Life Partner?
Mar 17th
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So this girl wrote me and said that I could rent her spare room for $300 with everything included, so there’s that. The only problem is that I hate living with people I know and love, so how will I deal with living with someone I don’t even know (WITH ONLY ONE BATHROOM.) Also, she might have a kid and I CAN’T LIVE WITH KIDS. Buuuut I think I might take her up on it until I can...
Mar 7th
 rrclarkin said: whaaaaaaaaaaaaaat the heck Yeah, she called me and said “after work you need to go by this realty agency. they have these three apartments. So when you come home I want you to tell me which one you’re moving in to.” Too fucking bad they’re all $100+ per month more than I can afford AND I’ll have to get rid of my cat.
Mar 6th
Soooo my aunt called me at work and basically told me that I need to move out. Awesome. Fucking. Awesome.
Mar 6th
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Mar 6th
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February 2013
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Feb 18th
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Goodbye, internet :’(
Feb 10th
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Feb 10th
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Feb 10th
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Having a movie night in the middle of the day BECAUSE I HAVE A SKYPE DATE WITH MY PLP TONIGHT.
Feb 9th
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I am listening to Benji Madden’s cover of that song now, and it is REALLY GOOD. 
Feb 9th