went into my work to pick up my check, and my 75 year old Heroes buddy, Sharon, was there. She asked me what I thought of this week’s episode and I said something along the lines of “OH MY GOSH. I’m so mad. Stupid fucking Matt Parkman. I’ll kill him. How could he do that to poor Sylar?! I could have cried! blahblahblah.” And you know what she had the nerve to say? DO...
I could really go for a watermelon AZ right now. Mmmmm.
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Reno is so fucking small.
Hmmm.... Am I that big of a bitch?
Yes, yes, I think I am.
andwelearn: fuhhhhhhhhhh God, you’re killing me!
I miss my 'Dizzle boys so much.
Thank god I get to see them in 12 days. “What is it with you and marble floors?!”
ellenecstasy: I mean, I wish it were ‘Ace Enders and a Million Different People’. I’ve never listened to I can mess like nobody’s business. Buuut, they’re playing Warped. Hmm. Still not sure if I’m going this year. But, Ace Enders is fantastic. :P ICMAMLNB is super hard to get into, at least for me.
I hate you so much right now.
I can’t trust you and I don’t think I want you in my life anymore. You have no idea what friendship really means. I have no idea why you’re so fucked up like you are, but I’m sick of it. I’m sick of you poisoning my life. I deserve better.
I love when people get in relationships and toss...
It’s even better when they don’t even tell said friends about said relationship. Really, it’s the most respectable thing ever.
You know the best compliment I ever got?
“I wanna start a fight club….. but…. No girls allowed….. Because you’d beat the shit out of me”
This is why I love my soulmate:
Gabi: well fuck them! GUH i hate them
Me: I think guys are driving me to team.... lesbian. I'm sure there's a better name, but I can't think of it
Gabi: hahaha team snatch? team beaver? team scissor me timber?
Nicole: It made me think of that part in Watchmen when Rorschach...
Me: Drowns the midget!?
Nicole: Well yes... but no...
HAVE A NOSH?!?!?!
I've seen more spine in jellyfish. I've seen more...
Dear Reno weather,
You’re bumming me out. Enough with the snow, alright?! Sincerely, Kat.
Mara (to Amy): It’s just right there! It looks like a bat!!! Me: Are you guys talking about Zachary Quinto’s chest hair? Mara:…… How the fuck did you know that?!?!?!
I’ve been feeling three feet tall this month, hardly indestructible.
Build my walls up,
Concrete castle. Keep this kingdom free of hassle.
Well you sipped from the cup
but you don’t own up to anything.
Where’d you move my “next page” button to? That’s not a very nice thing to hide.
“Goodnight, tiny humans.”
"I WILL PUNCH YOU IN THE THROAT 'TIL YOU BLEED OUT...
(via nicolevicious) I just LOL’d. It sounds way more like something you or I would say to him.
And how can we win when fools can be kings? Don’t waste your time or time will waste you.
I'm so brilliant
I basically just invented the wheel. Helllll Yeah.
I'm dying so much right now.
Oh my gosh. OH MY GOSH.
This is a bit weird to say/announce
commanderspock: But it’s my birthday today! Yay 21 Happy birthday!!!!
True Blood timeeeeeeeee!
Creepy sexual harassment guy was in the store again tonight. Seriously thought he was gonna come through my line and I was gonna have to tell him to back the fuck off. I WILL STAND FOR THIS NO LONGER!