December 2010
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boazpriestly: jaredpadapuppy: backwardshiccups: imjustmiranda: fakebelieving: -mindreader: This is the best thing I have ever seen. Everybody needs to watch this. i want this on my blog again. Hells yes! (: yes. OMG this is fucking awesome Love this video!
Dec 1st
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Girlfriend Wanted | Matthew Gray Gubler →
whenthecamerasoff: Must love decorating for holidays. Mischief, kissing in cars, and wind chimes. No specific height, weight, hair color, or political affiliation required. But would prefer a warm spirited non racist. Cynics, critics, pessimists and “stick in the muds” need not reply. Voluptuous figures a plus. Any similarity in look, mind set, or fashion sense to Mary Poppins, Claire...
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"You're Britain's leading cream poet!"
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Ooooh, he's about to get kidnapped by the satanic...
Maybe it’s about to get good. 
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I wish I could just skip to the point where this...
But I’d be so lost.  fuck.
Nov 30th
This tea smells like fresh cut grass, but it...
nicolevicious: kettumms: nicolevicious: THAT SOUNDS ALL KINDS OF AMAZING. Fresh cut grass is one of my favorite smells, and ice cream is just homgnoagnagdfad WHAT KIND IS IT? It’s that Jasmine tea that the girl in my sociology class gave me … I think I may have given you some? If not, I totally will tomorrow.  IT’S. WEIRD. IT’S A MINDFUCK WITH EVERY SIP! Ahhh, yes. I drank that...
Nov 30th
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This tea smells like fresh cut grass, but it...
nicolevicious: THAT SOUNDS ALL KINDS OF AMAZING. Fresh cut grass is one of my favorite smells, and ice cream is just homgnoagnagdfad WHAT KIND IS IT?
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Listencaptaincardigan: the matches appreciation audio...
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My cat is really fucking cute.
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How can you be "an aspiring writer?"
If you write, then you’re a writer, right? I mean, I don’t make money off my photography, but I still consider myself a photographer. Am I wrong?
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❒ Taken ❒ Single ✔ Obligatory third response to...
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"I'm just going to go to.... the Bahamas. I left...
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DAMMIT! GOD DAMMIT! GOD FUCKING DAMMIT!
nicolevicious: DEXTER, WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY? WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!? RIGHT RIGHT RIGHT RIGHT RIGHT RIGHT RIGHT!!?!?!?!?!? DID NOT WANT THAT. DO NOT WANT. WILL NEVER WANT. EVER EVER EVER. 
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SHITTING BRICKS. SHITTING BRICKS.
EVEN THE BRICKS I’VE SHAT ARE SHITTING BRICKS. WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO ME, DEXTER?!?!?!
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OH FUCK
ADF8AUDFOIA8YJ5Y KIMMJ NO NO NO NON ONO DFLK;AJDF;LKAJD !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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"HAPPY FIRST MURDER, LUMEN.
HERE, HAVE A PRESENT.”
Nov 29th
Oh, lawd.
Dexter is gonna give me fucking ulcers. Or a heart attack. 
Nov 29th
You know that part in Fur where Diane is pulling...
I just reenacted that. But it also involved a plunger. And no gloves.  I feel like, at any moment, A very hairy Robert Downey Jr is going to call me through the call box that I do not have and tell me that he has 10 dogs.  And you know what? I’d be okay with that. On the bright side, I will now be able to take a shower without simultaneously taking a bath, because my shower now drains...
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Me: As soon as Amy and I pulled apart, she was like "mmm. you have soft lips!"
Amy: Well you do!
Me: So does your sister.
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Everyone should just go ahead and tell me how...
Seriously. I’ve been getting nothing but grief about it for the last two days from people at work. Because obviously I WANT to be so sick that it takes everything out of me just to walk to the bathroom or the kitchen. I haven’t been able to keep food or liquids down for 4 days. Even if I DID go into work, I have absolutely no energy to do anything. UGH.
Nov 28th
Dear chicken noodle soup,
you taste so damn delicious. Please stay in my tummy. 
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