March 2011
I realise that I have a massive amount of cleaning...
Sooo, that’s what I’m gonna do. 
Mar 1st
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Mar 1st
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One day I will have a record player that works...
Until then, I will continue wanting to kill myself every time I attempt to put on an album because MY RECORD PLAYER IS A STUPID CUNTBAG. 
Mar 1st
ladyluuuna asked: yes!
how's this gonna work?
your house?:o
Mar 1st
ladyluuuna asked: Kettums.
I MISS YOU A LOT WOMAN.
Let's hang out soon, yes?
Mar 1st
DEAR NICOLE,
This is me saying “I told you so”
Mar 1st
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Heathcliff, it’s me-a Cathy, I’ve come home. I’m...
IT WILL NEVER STOP.
Mar 1st
February 2011
Just opened up the memo pad on my phone and found...
Feb 28th
"Hey! We made your country and we can take it...
Oh Russell, I love you. 
Feb 28th
Dear Topshop, I hate you.
because I can’t have you
Feb 28th
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The other day, I was visiting with my stepmom, and...
I ranted about how Justin Bieber is a sniveling little cunt for about 5 minutes straight. I was in a rage. And then I ranted about brothels. And Planned Parenthood. I think she regretted asking. 
Feb 28th
You know how you know you've been watching too...
You write “prozzies” instead of “prostitutes” in your assignment for Film class. 
Feb 28th
Movies that you're REQUIRED to watch should not be...
damn it damn it damn it
Feb 28th
"Do you have any objection to naming a child...
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NICOLE JUST AGREED TO LET ME PUT BLACKBERRY...
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I think Russell Brand is gonna be great in this...
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Feb 28th
Hahaha this old guy is such a BAMF.
I love 80 year olds with dirty mouths. 
Feb 28th
"Perhaps you'd like me to come in there and wash...
Hahaha okay, maybe this movie won’t be so bad. 
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How many fucking feet pictures are gonna be on my...
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Monkeyslut is blown.
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For those of you wondering
iatesomesulphurforlunch: heathyr: thispersonisillogical: This: Is Serge Landouceur. He’s the director of photography and he was playing one of the co-producers as well as himself. This particular scene though he said he was a shout out to Richard Speight Jr, aka The Trickster/Gabriel, who apparently likes to dodge the bullets and knives when he’s actually supposed to be harmed during...
Feb 28th
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“I’m not very good looking and I’m not a very good actor … Stop...”
– Tim Minchin
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fuck I love boobs though. I just really love them....
Fuck I love boobs though. I just want to rub them. They’re so joobie, they make me feel groovy, I would rather watch boobs than a movie! Be do be dooo. I just really like boobs!
Feb 27th
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You have absolutely no face my friend.
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AHHHH FUUUCK!!! NO PUPPIES! THERE'S NO PUPPIES!!!...
ily Tim Minchin.
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WatchWatch
jenfold: Noel’s intro video for Let’s Dance for Comic Relief, featuring a cockney fairy and a neck tutu Ahhhh his niece is so adorable! She sounds like a little Hitcher! “You are ‘opeless!”
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