Wow my aunt is so fucking obnoxious. How am I even related to this woman? If I never see her again it will be too soon.
Sooooo ready for this weekend to be over.
kirstierh replied to your post: No, it’s okay, Chest. I don’t need to breathe. Get… -Hugs you gently so as to show support, but not further impair your breathing- Thank you <3
[[MORE]]I hate this side of my family. Apparently me not being able to take the job at yellowstone and not being able to keep working at Domino’s for physical reasons and not being able to find a job is because “this generation doesn’t want to work for anything. They expect everything to be handed to them and want instant gratification.” Wow, thanks Aunt who I haven’t...
No, it’s okay, Chest. I don’t need to breathe. Get as tight as you want.
Oh, hooray. My aunt and her two obnoxious children are staying with us.
Who just called me from Washington???
Pandora seems to not realize that 3EB didn’t only make music in the 90s…
Ughhh my family is going to be here tomorrow. I wish I could just fast-forward through this weekend and go back to hanging out with the PLP.
Nicole is a ridiculously competitve bitch when she’s drunk also i am so bad at super smash bros so bad
NICOLE AND I ARE GOING TO GET DRUNK ON STRAWBERRY HILL AND PLAY SUPER SMASH BROS. SMASHED SUPER SMASH BROS.
I kicked Nicole’s ass at mario kart, but then she payed me back by completely SLAUGHTERING me in Super Smash Bros.
So, there’s this show called American Colonists or something on National Geographic and it’s about the Hutterite colony just outside of my hometown. It’s so weird to see my TINY hometown on tv
ackkk why is it so hot in this room?
You know, I actually don’t mind the taste of black licorice when it’s accompanied by a fiery burn.
WOW so today Nicole told me something that FUCKING BLEW MY MIND and I told her that it did like 5 times. But now I’m like OH MY GOD I HAVE TO DISCUSS THIS WITH SOMEONE but then I realized the only person I have to discuss things with is Nicole and we’ve already done that sooo I guess I’m just going to fucking combust.
I’m hanging out with Nicole, but TUMBLR won’t let me post photos :(:(
Sooo my memory card with my Nashville photos decided to work, but then my computer freaked out and deleted the photos of my memory card AND out of the backup folder I was putting on my external hard drive AND THEN IT DIDN’T PUT THEM IN MY RECYCLING BIN So they are gone FOREVER. For real this time.
Help need sleep not done packing airport in 11 hours
I considered shaving past my knees since I’m going to be seeing my PLP in less than 24 hours, but then I remembered that she loves me no matter the state of my thighs, so I said ‘fuck it.’
Laughing @ people on Goodreads who clearly have god-awful taste.
John green saying “and then I took off my bra…” just popped into my head and I started laughing like a maniac. Thank god I’m home alone. Also, tablet typing is hard.
This is going to be a good flight.
WOW I HATE PEOPLE ON OKC YOU MAKE IT PRETTY FUCKING OBVIOUS THAT YOU DIDN’T EVEN READ MY PROFILE WHEN YOU SEND ME MESSAGES THAT JUST SAY “HEY” WHEN I FUCKING SPECIFICALLY SAY NOT TO DO THAT.
rrclarkin replied to your photo: This ‘80 Accord is for sale in Reno for $1,000 and… omg it’s so cute omg I can’t handle cars that are adorable like this I just want them all RIGHT? I feel like they don’t get enough love. I really wanted you to get that one you were talking about a while back! It was really cute, too!